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A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.
I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!
A blow job on a really dirty skanky penis. (most likely after a prolonged time without washing like a festival)
Oh man, After a week of camping with no shower at burningman she gave me a Moldy Steamwhistle!
At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe
the moldy elbow is a sex position where your chick had some std you dont want on your dick or hand, so you elbow that bitch in the cunt.
Guy 1: "Dude, you know your girl had an STD right?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled the moldy elbow and now that bitch cant stand."
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A bigot with a bad fake tan, who uses harsh comments to get elected president of the U.S.
"Who one the US election?"
"Oh, the moldy orange."
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The shittiest grindcore band out there! with a groundbreaking shitpost status reputation Moldy clit is easily one of the funniest bands out there, hit single Farted and Shitted soon to reach Billboard #1!
I Have A Metal Band
What's It's name?
Moldy Clit
What???
I'm known for making a song called Farted and Shitted wanna see?
Sure?
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A fat male or female who has never had sex
I ain't picking up that moldy doughnut. No matter how many beers I've had.
The doughnut nobody wants no matter how hungry they are.
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