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Is a 4 piece heavy rock band located in Portland Oregon.
Sounds Like: Mongoloid Village, The Melvins, Unwound, The Jesus Lizard, The Laughing Hyenas
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Acting crazy, goofy retarded or palsey like movements in an exagerrated way.
Anyone at a sporting event who dresses up, wearing the colors, screaming is doing the mongoloid
Adults who act childish around a child look like they are doing the mongoloid.
Used when describing someone with ridiculously large and often times dirty feet. A true mongoloid footer has a huge and very long big toe in which many diseases may occur such as gangrene. People with monogoloid feet have very low self esteem and often think you are judging them when describing their feet. When in actuality, you are just pointing out that they need to wash those fucking things with some type of chemical so they look sort of normal. For short the word 'mongs' could be used to describe this horrible disease.
Watch Out! Look over there. It's a bird, it's a plane, no its just Chrissy and her mongoloid feet.
Ewww Chrissy, Get those mongs off my bed.
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When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.
Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.
Fuck it, I'm going home.
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A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
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