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a really stupid,retarted person with no life, also looks like a monkey with a butt on its face.
terrell: alex your a twittle twottle
Alex: shut up you butt monkey
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The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.
"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"
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a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes
Hey negus....I am a butt monkey
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An ape, usually male, with an unhealthy, unbearable and frustratingly, ineffably unendurable habit of barrance (i.e. barring someone) He is seemingly heedless of or otherwise not concerned with, the feelings of those he bars, making him hated and despised in many cases (not that he notices, or even cares for that matter).
1. He is a buttmonkey, and i hate him most odiously for it.
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one who clings to the ass of a chick
man every since he started dating her hes been an butt monkey
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A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.
David is a butt monkey.
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