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1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.
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When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)
Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.
Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football
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Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
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well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
It is like a monkey fucking a football.
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