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Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.
Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"
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A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring
ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical)
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a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches
Him a ass monkey when it come to women.
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A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.
"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"
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a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd
I need to drop some ass monkeys
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Black person. Annoying black people.
Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!
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someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...
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