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A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
A word to describe Kevin alonzo’s monster cock
“Damn, my sister has a monster cock”
A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut
“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”
A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.