You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket
Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit
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When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."
When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.
Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.
a hottie mchotterson son of a bitch named viktor, he is the best person ever and is so hot and attractive
"omg moon pie boy spoke to me today"
"oh em gee!! you lucky mf. hes so fineeeee"
A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
When someone moons you while simultaneously shooting semen from their anus.
I gave that chick a moon pie!
When you moon someone and take a poop while doing it
He moon pied me out the window of the car