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Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC October 22, 2008


Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it

That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes

by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016


Mossi

A man with incredible side dick

on my god what a mossi

by Sh4ynk January 04, 2024


Mossy

When you just have a lot on your mind and it gets fuzzy or when your faded from drugs or booze

I’m feeling mossy right now.

My minds all mossy from smoking.

by LalalalLlama April 24, 2025


Mossy

Cool kid who likes Minecraft and is pretty hyper

Friend: Hey mossy, what are u up to?

Mossy: Minecraft.

by anonymous_berry June 04, 2021


Mossies

Idk if it’s spelled right but it’s basically a game of catch with football.There is one person on one side and a crowd on another.The person throws it and whoever catches it is the new thrower.This goes on continuously.

Yo,wanna play mossies?

by SexyCucumberz June 09, 2022


Mossy

big dick gamer bf

man look at that heccin mossy I want to join his harem

by beanbabeyyyy March 17, 2021