(v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it
That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes
When you just have a lot on your mind and it gets fuzzy or when your faded from drugs or booze
I’m feeling mossy right now.
My minds all mossy from smoking.
Cool kid who likes Minecraft and is pretty hyper
Friend: Hey mossy, what are u up to?
Mossy: Minecraft.
Idk if it’s spelled right but it’s basically a game of catch with football.There is one person on one side and a crowd on another.The person throws it and whoever catches it is the new thrower.This goes on continuously.