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Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.
I hired a hooker and we went to the no tell motel. She took me around the world.
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motel blunt , joint or bowl is when roaches are used instead of greens.
bob: lets smoke a motel blunt?
billy: what's that?
bob: a motel blunt is when a blunt is rolled with roaches
billy: makes no sense
bob: think of the blunt as a motel and the roaches as cockroaches ... motel blunt
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Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night
I went to the old motel last week.
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A Creepy motel made by a cat named Silverstream from the warriors franchise where her kits become serial killers because of her bad parenting and the fact their father lives in a different town.
"I wish I could go to Motel Silverstream and see my kits" Graystripe said
Hotboxxing a closet but only with old roaches smoked through a pipe. A minimum of 5 roaches must be smoked in order to qualify for true Roach Motel status
Dude 1: Dude I'm outta weed... what are we gonna do?
Dude 2: Don't worry about it man we got hella old roaches
Dude 1: Uhh... looks like were staying at the Roach Motel tonight
Dude 2: Sweet
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mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)
Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !
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A motel in Bartlesville, OK that is located on 2315 SE Washington Blvd. The motel is an absolute piece of shit and I would be damned ever stepping foot in a 3 mile radius of this place because it smells like dead rats. The frauds running the motel are stalkers who are watching you like hawks and looking to bitch you out for any reason. Maybe management should watch their housekeepers this closely because clearly the housekeepers aren't doing a great job of cleaning the rooms. They should also inspect their beds a little more keenly because those things are covered in bed bugs. Speaking of management, it seems like they're writing their own reviews on on their google pages because all the "5 star" reviews mention shit that doesn't even apply to this place. Their rooms are so small that they resemble the of size of an interrogation room and speaking of interrogation room, the cops be pulling up this place every hour because a bunch of illegal and sus activities are happening all throughout the property.
I went to Skyline Motel in Bartlesville, and the manager randomly barged into my room without even knocking because he thought I snuck guests into the room but it was literally just me inside the room.
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