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Slang: The act of mounting another person and doing them, having sex.
Damn, she is hot! I would love to mountain dew her!
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A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)
It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?
Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
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"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
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when it's 90 degrees out and humid and your titties begin to sweat.
This chick on the subway had mountain dew so bad it stunk like salsa.
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mountain dew is basically like redneck water.
my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water
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The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.
Buy sprite instead...
College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...
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A sugary, but awesome beverage for cool people
person 1: Are you drinking Mountain Dew?
person 2: You bet!
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