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An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse
Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*
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An intelligent animal that plays a vital role in nature as a pollinator and natural decomposer of plant decay.
Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do.
A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain.
However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior.
A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.
Example 1: Testing medicine on a mouse isn't only cruel, but it's also misleading, humans suffered multi organ failure after a cancer medicine was falsely misled by animal testing.
Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick.
Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.
Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because it is small,cute,furry and you can hold it in your hand.
He's after her mouse.
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The act of taking a tampon, soaking it in vodka and inserting it into one's vagina to become drunk.
Yo- Cindy's pretty damn drunk, but I didn't see her put one drink down yet?
Yeah, she's on a diet, so she's been mousing Smirnoff all night!
Oh yeah, instead of down the hatch, it's up the snatch right?
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Like when you are banging a whore and she is too loud. She must, in turn, 'mouse it'. This is too be sung to the tune of 'Bounce It' by Juicy J.
Juicy J- Ay Keisha you're gonna need to mouse it, bitch don't even say nuthin about it"
Keisha- "Fuck u Juice"
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Adj.- An act of being clever and sneaky.
After observing my friend pickpocketing an unsuspecting victim, I said to him, "Dude, you are so mouse!"
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Another word for the female vagina
I need to shave my mouse, it's getting hairy.
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