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Biting off a partners pubic hair in the process of giving head
Giving the lawn mower generally annoys your intercourse partner.
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Another name for a Fatass Celestial body lookin' bitch ass nigga
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Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.
Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.
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Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
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Any cheap beer.
Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.
Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!
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With your partner on their hands and knees, a string of anal beads is then inserted into their anus.
The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.
They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.
My bush was getting out of control so we opted for the Louisiana Lawn Mower