MOW

Slang for morbidly obese woman

-Hey, did you see that bbw?
-looks more like a mow to me

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MOW

MOW is an acroynm for "Make-Out-Whore". A MOW will meet at least one of these criteria:

1) A chick who does not put out and only exchanges saliva at the bar on a regular basis.
2) A girl who is always making out with random guys, but never taking them home.

Dude, the chick's a MOW. She won't go all the way.

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Mow

To mow or not to mow is the question?

Mowing has been defined as cutting someones grass, or other wise just wanting to get in there and get the job done.

Generally speaking a nicer way to make your friends aware of your intentions of a sex prospect.

Oh My God, look at him.......i would mow that everyday!!!!

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ga mow mow

The act of whacking someone upside the head, preferrably with a baseball bat.

I'm going to ga mow mow my neighbor the next time that he lets his dog shit on my lawn!

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Mow!

The action of hiding a solo cup in bed before intercourse, the male must harvest the female ejaculate into the cup without drawing her attention. Once the cup is filled immediately get your footing and dive over the girl smashing the cup brim against her face and scream Mow!

Girl: Oh baby I'm about to cum!
Guy: (to himself) I'm about to mow the shit out of this girl.
Girl: I'm cumming!
Guy: Mow!
Girl: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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Mow

(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)

Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!

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Mow

a kitty cat that gets called fat a lot, but its really just the fuzziness of the belly that makes the animal look fat. Also sniffs walls a lot for no reason and lays on its back with its legs spread open!

That mow needs to close her legs!

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