Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.

Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".