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when you give a girl a hug but secretly you've just knocked one out in the toilet and you wipe jizz all over her back without her realising.
Man that girls hot, she doesn't fancy me though so i'll have to settle for a mucky hug!
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A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub
Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie
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Waht i'd give to Girls aloud. Specially that Kimberley...
You seen that girls aloud?
Yup they'd all get the mucky work fingers - right up em.
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I downloaded mucky films onto my dads laptop and now it has a virus.
1. A butt hole with a poor level of hygeine. Often due to a lack of routine maintenance, such as wiping after dropping a dukey.
2. Also refers to a chinese restaurant that may have a shocking food hygeine rating and reputation for snatching local pets from gardens.
1. For the love of god! Will you get back in that toilet and wipe your mucky star. I can smell your festering corn hole from here!
2. Shit I go in holiday in two weeks and could do with losing a couple of stone. I recommend eating at the mucky star. Last time I frequented that dump I was shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks. Weight just dropped off. Have you seen fido today?
what Steve Roslonek said in his version of the bear hunt song after walking through the mud
Steve Roslonek: *has to walk through mud*
When Steve Roslonek finished walikng through the mud he said "yucky mucky"
"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"