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Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed
Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights
1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.
Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business
That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.
The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
Muddled cherry is when you have sex with a virgin and then have sex with her again the next morning.
Popping her cherry was ok but that muddled cherry was bomb!
When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.
Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!