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A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP
Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top
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When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).
Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.
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The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
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A song by the punk band North Row Renegades espousing the true beauty of the Muffin Top phenomenon and offering a tongue in cheek paean to the joys of larger women.
Don't want no skeezy crack whores, they snort up all my blow, don't want no freaky vegan chicks, or anorexic ho's.....Muffin Top Muffin Top we like the gals with the Muffin Top they got them Bang Bang curves that just won't pop, it's gettin' hot and it's ready to pop OOOH it's a Goddamn shame.....
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Well, everyone knows that the top of the muffin is the best, so if someone calls you a muffin top, it means you're the best!
"Oh my God! Look at that muffin top!"
"Why, I am honored!"
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to wear tight pants were the fat hangs over the top and waering a tight shirt over the top...therefore resembleing something of a muffin top.
"Those pants are tight"
"yEh it give you a muffin top"
"bitch"
"well you are fat"
(bashs)
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when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top
if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top
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