Muggle

Non-running folk.

James and Will are cross-country runners and also track-folk.

James: Man, my new girlfriend is an all around great person. She's also absolutely SLAMMIN.

Will: What does she run?

James: She doesn't, she plays field hockey.

Will: Dude no, what did I tell you about dating muggles? It'll never work out.

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Muggle

Someone who isn't involved in the BDSM community and doesn't identify as kinky. Vanilla person.

How a kinky person refers to their vanilla life.

He's amazing, but he's a muggle and I think I'm going to scare him away.

I can't go to the play party. I have to be at my muggle job.

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Muggle

Muggles are by definition the people who has not been touched by magical fairy dust aka they are heterosexual breeders

A: Stop your wishful thinking, he is definitely a muggle!

B(non-muggle guy): Oh bummer, but he's so hot!

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muggle

a yuppie, square or typical uptight normal person.

Starbucks is a great place to go coffee - if you're a MUGGLE - or - this neighborhood was great until all the MUGGLES moved in and drove the rents up.

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muggle

Muggle: (noun) A person who is neither a doctor nor a medical student.

Used in a sentence: "Dude, muggles just don't get it."

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Muggle

An ordinary person take from J.K Rowling’s book ( Harry Potter). In Harry Potter a muggle is a not a wizard.in other words ordinary

Your such a muggle

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muggle

When a little girl, mixes up the word mugged with muggled.

mom: where's my cell?
girl: um.. i got.. muggled!
mom: *calls the cops*
cops: so little girl, what really happend?
girl: well, i got, u know.. muggled!
....SCENE....
LAWLZ

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