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When a man ejaculates in a woman's vagina, and then performs oral sex on her, thereby licking his own semen.
"She hadn't came yet, so I pulled a Frosty Murphy and finished her off with my tongue."
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An actor hailing from Cork, Ireland landing critical acclaim for his roles in films such as Red Eye, 28 Days Later, Disco Pigs, and the soon-to-be-released Breakfast on Pluto. Murphy is becoming an internationally recognized name for his brilliant acting in versatile roles, often covering his heavy Cork accent with a very convincing American one.
Cillian Murphy > Collin Farrell
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The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.
Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.
Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.
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1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Brodie: OMG! My bum hurts so much!
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
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When you burn a pizza so bad that it turns black beyond belief. Abbreviated commonly in American pizzerias as simply “an Eddie.”
Dude did you take that pie out of the oven?
Ah, shit! It’s an Eddie Murphy.
You gotta stop making those Eddies or you’re gonna get canned.
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Connor Murphy is one of the main characters in the Broadway Musical, Dear Evan Hansen. He is played by Mike Faist. BOTH Connor and his Actor are extremely lovable beans.
In the musical, Connor has depression. His nails are always a chipped black, and he's a drug addict. He kills himself early on, But is still there throughout the whole musical.
"Connor finished the milk!" -Zoe Murphy
"You think I'm a freak! Don't you?! Well YOU'RE ths freak!" -Connor Murphy
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the most amazing and beautiful creature to have ever walked this planet. he is nicknamed "Murph" but his full name is Matthew Edward Murphy. he is a genius, prodigy and can play several instruments including guitar, piano, synth, and he is also a fantastic singer, and writes the best songs. he is known for being the frontman in the indie-ish band The Wombats, and also for his wild hair. he is from Liverpool and was born on July 23rd, 1984. he graduated from LIPA and sort of recently ditched his anti-depressant addiction. he is also a huge fan of hummus, beer, and cigarettes; his favorite song is Wichita Lineman.
omg did you see that guy's awesome, outrageous hair? kind of reminds me of Matthew Murphy.
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