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A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.
Munam is in serious mustache denial.
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This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.
Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?
I know, total Denver Mustache.
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When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache
"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."
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The stink mustache is the result of a dirty sanchez, manual sanchez or any other form of shit-to-upper-lip application. It is the actual smell carried around just under the nose until some way can be found to clean it off.
Hey man, what's the matter?
That bastard just manual sanchezed me and now I have this Stink Mustache I can't get rid of!
after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.
yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.
Bad Ass: An action movie star with a mustache.
(Strong male role in a movie or t.v. show)
Clint Eastwood is one Tough Mustache
Denzel Washington
Burt Reynolds
Tom Selleck
Dennis Hopper
Bruce Willis
Sean Connery
Colin Farrel
Gene Hackman
The residue left after a Dirty Sanchez on the upper lip of the receiver, wich resembles the deposit on someone's upper lip after downing a big glass of Quick Chocolate Milk.
You dont believe me that Sonia got Dirty Sanchezed last night?!!! Look at her, you can still see her Quick Mustache !!!