Muzzle-puff

Banging some loud mouth chick (doggy-style) who won't shut up, while trimming your pubic hair, rolling them into a puff like ball, and shoving it in her mouth, muzzle-puff.

Guy #1: You end up taking that yappy bitch home last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, I muzzle-puffed her.

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muzzle tov

n. The act of labeling one an anti-Semite when one voices concerns about Israeli policy, and thereby chilling free speech on the subject.

"Mazel Tov on publishing that editorial about Palestine. Best of luck with the ensuing Muzzle Tov!"

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miami muzzle

when you shit in a person's mouth and duck tape it closed, often done when some ignorant babel is spoken

when i was at the bar, the discussion of politics came up, and her political views made me want to give her a miami muzzle.

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Goose Muzzle

When an unsightly gunt is combined with a camel toe or moose knuckle. The combination results in a goose muzzle

Jennifers boyfriend Paul totally has a goose muzzle going on, check it!

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Muzzle Loading

The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.

Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."

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Muff Muzzle

When a guy is eating out a girl the pubic hair gets stuck in his braces.

I got "Muff Muzzled" last night.

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Muzzle Flash

When a male shows just the end or (Muzzle) of his penis to a crowd. Muzzle Flash

Dude that guy just muzzle flashed the party. What a fag.

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