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mariah is such a beautiful woman she is a one of a kind and no and i mean NO man deserves her. She is the best mother in the whole wide world and youll be lucky to have her in your life i am. i love you with all my heat mom always n forever. 💙💙
always and forever mom. ( Mariah my mom )
doin my mom is a chris chan moment
Chris Chan: doin my mom doin doin my mom
Reddit:WTF DUD
Not only is she a mom but she is my best friend.She’s always there for me no matter what and not because she is being a mom, it’s because she actually cares. I can’t talk to anyone else but her because she is a great listener.Christie (mom) has been through a lot and that makes her a hard worker, a great mother, a great friend, and in all a Strong individual. She always knows what’s wrong with me even when I try to hide everything. She’s my hero;mess with her, mess with me.bye!
My mom(Christie) is a strong and amazing individual who listens to her daughter and will always be there for her;she is a great best friend and their is no doubt about it
Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.
John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!
Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!
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Something my dad did 9 months before I was born.
my dad fuck my mom
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Tyrannosaurus is my mom that I cannot I was just like I was just so afraid to go sleep again and again because I cannot was a good day and then she was so excited and I wanna know that she was so excited and I wanna know she is so much better and she was so excited and she was so scared and I wanna was the time she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared she was so excited and she hugged him she hugged you so much and then she hugged me and she told me she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared
"tyrannosaurus is my mom"
"what?"
"that i cannot"
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A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!
Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?
Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!
Vlad: Bummer...
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