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The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
A synonym for ruffle your feathers
I think he texted me at 2 a.m. just to stir my balls.
A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".
How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!
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A term used to express annoyance
You are becoming a real thorn in my balls!
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The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...
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To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.
My boss let me escape with my balls intact.
I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.
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This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.
Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.
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