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This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day
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Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.
Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.
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October 4 is national grab my dick day this day was created on October 3 when a lot of hose and school wanted to grab one dudes dick there for national grab my dick day was created
Hey bro it’s national grab my dick day no Homo
It’s all good bro here let me grab your dick
Did you guys hear it’s national grab my dick day I better go grab Kyle‘s dick
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The "English" version of Omae wa, mou shindeiru.
Friend: Daniel just stole all your chips
You: OMAR LMAO, MY OCEAN DAY VIEW
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Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day
“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”
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where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12
Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls
1. a female virgin
2. when ur not fucking and or having sex
"Damn, i broke up with my husbandlast night"
"Lucky it didnt snow on my vagina day for ya
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