i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

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"i'll let her touch my penis"

not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.

David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"

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Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

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THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

ARHHHGHGGHHH

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)

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My bigga penis

1. Term meaning that he/she has the bigga penis. Usually yelled out in class or outside or even at the mall. Usually yelled out in an area to notify the coming of the bigga penis. Sometimes could be so large and so powerful for no specific reason.

*Group of students at a table in school*
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"

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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

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my sexy penis

its a fucking big cock

this guy has my sexy penis, he gets so many girls fucking him so hard

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