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The nickname given to the G.O.A.T of MMA, Conor McGregor. Popularized at his time with the UFC where he would predict the round in which He would knock his opponents out.
“I said I would knock him out in the first round, and I knocked him out in the first round. You can call me Mystic Mac, because I predict these tings.”
Ruchir: Did Conor McGregor knock that dude out in the second round?
Saihil: Mystic Mac strikes again
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A term coined by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps to describe the monolingual redundancy and repetitiveness that can frequently be found in movies or video games that take place in a medieval setting.
The seven ancients of the realm foretold of the scrolls that the prophecy told of a magic being who descended upon the wor- It's mystic babble."
-Arin Hanson
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a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will "oxidize" and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.
Marc: Where do I get mystic tan?
Betty: - Sunset tan on 48th!
Marc:Ding! Ding! Ding!
(0riginally from Ugly Betty S01E18)
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The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.
Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)
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The blue team of Pokémon GO, represented by its mascot, the Legendary Bird Articuno. The team is lead by Blanche, who is researching why it is that Pokémon evolve.
Person 1: Hey, you play Pokémon GO?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Which team are you on?
Person 2: Team Mystic
Person 1: Cool, me too! :)
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A scummy pit stop along the Jersey shore. The area is mostly inhabited by drug addicts, alcoholics, and teenagers who think they are bad-ass. A majority of these people also believe that they are somehow affiliated with the crips, the bloods, or thelatin kings. Even the pree-teens think they're cool because they steal cigarette butts out of the Italian American's garbage cans after senior citizens have smoked them down to nubs. Everyone who lives in Mystic is on welfare or does so many drugs that they somehow magically qualify for disability.
The air in Mystic often wreaks of dirty vagina, asshole, and pot. Occasional there is a strange 'moving cloud of stink' that originates in lower mystic (from welfare housing) and somehow systematically moves around the entire island, making it stink of cat piss.
Don't ever come to Mystic Island. You'll get addicted to Heroin and you'll never be able to scrub the odor of pot and cat piss out of your clothes, regardless of how many showers you take with brillo pads.
If you come to Mystic Islands, the toxins in the air will kill you with ten years. Or you'll live forever at the cost of your soul.
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Team Mystic also know as Team blue to those who cant remember the names is one of the 3 team out can pick when you reach level 5 in Pokemon go.
Its leader is Blanche. Its mascot is Articuno. The teams all about evolving and unlocking its secrets. The team is know to be cool and collected that usually takes a logical and academic approach on life. You don't have to be that way to join though team Mystic is open to all and will alwase share a helping hand
Hey look you reached level five what team are you going to pick
Team Mystic I heard they were really good
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