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Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.
1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."
2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
The act of hitting a loaded bowl or joint whilst releasing your bowels in the toilet.
Mom: You sure were in that bathroom a long time.
Son: Relax mom, I was just shit n hittin'.
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When a friend or relative arrives at one's place of residence for the sole purpose of dropping a deuce and leaving.
My brother frequently pulls a shit 'n' run at my house during his lunch break.
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Doing something for the buzz and excitement of it... or for the fun of it.
M: that ones a slut.. pure slut!
H: ah lad id do her for the shits n giggles!
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The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!
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The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.
Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.
When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Hey I gotta go shit n piss, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up