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will always be the love of my life
anthony, will always be my nacho
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An operating system designed to help learn them cpsc majors why they should drop out.
"I was an A+ student until Nachos."
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A russian man with semi-curly hair, a childish face, tattoos, can't grow any facial hair other than a mustache, and is a dick.
Person 1: You see that Russian kid...I mean man, over there?
Me:Yeah, he's a total Nacho
Nacho: Hey asshole, what did you call me?
Person 1: *runs away*
Me: A nacho..
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The area between the testicles and the ass hole
It's nacho balls, but its nacho butt either.
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When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!
Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.
Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese
-Get a bag of Tostitos
-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth
They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.
My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.
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When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.
"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"
"Yup, crotch nachos."