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A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....
When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.
Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.
When you Jizz all over yourself and just roll over n go to sleep.
Tad was such a lazy fuck. That instead of cleaning he takes a dirty napkin.
A girl who is much like a dinner napkin, hence meaning she is a ho and sits on everyone's lap (much like a napkin)
That ho's a dinner napkin
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Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.
A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.
I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.
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Sanitary napkins are used by girls during their monthly period so their blood wont scatter in their underwear. It can be in any sizes.
"I'm gonna buy some sanitary napkins, my monthly period is going to occur.. Maybe next week."
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The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby
I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.
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