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nard

short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.

he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.

by Dani O'Neal January 13, 2005

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Nard

A massive nerd, in size or extremity.
A nerd who is a decker.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and began to gang dork his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

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Nard

A mix of the words "Nerd" and "Tard" used to refer to particularly nerdy idiots.

"Hey I just made a youtube video of Link doing the Harlem Shake in Garry's Mod. Am I a nard?"

by #dot December 10, 2013

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nard

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.

Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

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Nards

Another word for chicks/fem/ladies.

"Hey look at that nard over there"

"Mate i'm gunna get so many nards tonight!"

by Nard1994 May 17, 2012

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Nard

Nard is more commonly know as a hard shit. So hard that it can cause bleeding to the anus and crack the shitter bowl.

Joe says- Dam Billie, I just took the biggest nard in your grandmas Shithouse.

Billie says- Dank Cunt, my poor grandma gonna be sniffen hard shit and anal blood for weeks.

by Butholemaster69 March 14, 2019

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Nard

A person who acts like a nerd, but is in reality dumb.

The nard always talks about science, but he has a C in his class.

by Lizardman88 June 13, 2020

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