Near beer

n. Any light beer. Especially American lagers. Light beers that can be drank in relatively large quantity without much intoxication.

I'm driving later, can you pass me one of those near beers out of the cooler? (e.g., a Coors Light)

I drank like ten near beers this afternoon, but I'm still gonna go out tonight.

Dude if your wife gives you crap about bringing alcohol into the house just make it clear your drinkin' near beers. Nobody cares about a couple peebers.

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near beer

Noun: London police slang for a crummy dive in which unwitting male tourists are promised a good time with a hot babe. They must order a drink from these unlicenced premises but get charged hundreds of pounds for a soft drink. Victims are often frog-marched to cash machines by heavies. Needless to say, the babe doesn't provide any action, just sits there.

Drink your tea, were going to bust a near beer in Brewer Street.
OK, Shall I grab a Transit van and 2 Serbo-Croat translators?

The Kinks classic 'Lola' is set in a near-beer.
I Met her in a club down in old Soho
Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola...
...Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola.

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near dark

Rolling or hanging out with the wrong crew, and potentially accepting thier ways and beliefs.

Man, Steve is near dark with those drug dealers.

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near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

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river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

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nowhere near

say i need a talking with
someone who knows
tell em what it feels like
or when it hurts

the sky she looks upon
the roaring seas
does anybody ever hear
what she hears

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near
no-no-o-where near

a flesh i can get used to
a bone to touch
this road they talk about
well it don't mean that much

beyond the happy times
beyond spring and fall
he's hiding just like you
like me like all

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near

no-no-owhere near

living means giving in
when you can't go
and desire is the fire
burning on the low

burning slow
and nobodys nowhere near
swallow whole
no-no-owhere near

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near
no
no
where
near

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near-the-O

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, able to turn heads, seductive

Damn, she was so fine, she was near-the-O!

Her face was so near-the-O every guy in the room stared.

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