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Phrase used to describe someone as corny. The reason the state Nebraska is used in this phrase is, because Nebraska is the highest producer of corn in the United States.
Carlos Mencia is from Nebraska
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You’re out with friends, you gotta leave. You have some good kool aid and corn at home. So you say “you have to go to the bathroom”. Then you leave.
Kelsey is out with her friends. She’s gotta make that kool aid and corn. So she does a Nebraska goodbye.
The act of Oral sex. When the girl from the decent of a redneck gets tired of her breath smelling like hick that she uses some listerine. She then gives another redneck great oral sex. The man ejaculates into her mouth, she spits everything into a cup, and the man then drinks it.
Fuck man, no more Nebraska Backwash for me. That shit taste horrible.
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The worst town in the entire country. Really, don't come here. It's a horrible place. This is where everyone goes to die.
Guy 1: I heard you have cancer
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess i'm moving to Sidney, Nebraska...
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A town in the state of Nebraska, it's one of a kind and the only one i've been in that you have to drive 20 minutes to get to a walmart! The towns most popular grocery store, No-Frills, sells this shirt there..."Blair, Where everyone knows your name". This tells just how close these people are (even if they don't want to be). The people there are nice and friendly until you come across a Cop. They will pull you over for anything. This is manly because the cop to people ratio in Blair is one of the highest in the United States, so they have nothing better to do. What is there to do in Blair? Anything really you just have to make your own fun.....and try not to get pulled over by a cop.
Addy: Hey that was a blast last night!
Sam: Yeah and we didnt even get pulled over this time.
Addy: Yeah, haha gotta love good ol' Blair Nebraska!
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weak ass weed thats grown outside and sells for 25$ a fuckin quarter oz. thats filled with compressed seedy stringy shit that tastes even worse than it smells and takes at least 2 FAT blunts (1.5 g's per blunt) just to get a 30 minute high which is no more than a fuckin headache. Real talk this shit is worse than schwag
lame ass wannabee: yo I got some "fire mids" 25 a quarter
me: (looks at about 50 seeds mixed in w/stem/shake) This aint no fuckin mids bitch
lame ass wannabee:i'm tellin you this shit is "fire"
me: get the fuck outta my face with that nebraska no-buzz bullshit ass weed before i cave your fuckin chest in nigga
example 2
stupid ass kid:i just got 5.5g's of "fire mids" for 20 bucks!!
me: naw you just got your self a dub of nebraska no-buzz you stupid fuck (rolls purp blunt)
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