ned

a non-educated delinquent who wears kappa tracksuits, tucks his socks into his trousers and slicks his hair to the side on social occasions claiming he's an "old-school P.E. teacher

Will Hayles

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ned

jazz's boyfriend

i am a friend of ned

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ned

another name for nigel

alrite ned you are prick

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ned

The flying saucer that appears from right to left in the arcade game 'Space Invaders'

"Willie got the ned every time. And always 300 points".

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NEDs

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast, wearing enough cheap gold to make a prostitute blush whilst thinking that tucking their shell suit bottoms into their socks is the hieght of fashion. Also like to shout slipknot at anyone who doesn't conform to the above.

Just travel on the Glaswegian public transport system once and you'll see.

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neds

non educated delinquent live in Glasgow stand around drinking Buckie and pissing in letterboxes. They are members of young teams.

neds: aye pass us sum buckie u wee fat fanny

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Ned

Probably The local serial killer who also kills the neighbors cat

Where’s Ned
Probably killing some dude

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