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net

tool-ish, awkward, annoying, lame, grody
(can be used as any part of speech)

I got so netted out after seeing him pick his nose and wipe it on the wall.

The guy wearing the totes is a netto bombetto.

by jethica reardon January 24, 2007

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Net-Nou

A South African term used for a time in the future when you tell someone you'll do something but really won't.

John: "When are you going to do the dishes?"
Meg: "I'll do it net-nou."

by ReiBae March 10, 2017

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ruf net

"ruf net" sagt man, wenn jemand was cooles unternimmt und man selber nicht gefragt wurde, ob man mitkommen will.

*Story von Affenberg mit der Gang und ohne Aylin*
*Aylin guckt Story an*
Aylin daraufhin: "Oha du snitch, ruf net"

by adrian aus singen city June 17, 2020


Net Side

A lacrosse term for when the player has a lacrosse stick inserted into his anus with the net side penetrating first. Though similar, this should not be confused with the term "Stick Side", in which the stick is inserted by the side without the net.

Coach: "Okay guys which way do you take it?
Player 1: "I take it stick side"
Coach (somewhat disappointed): "Oh, OK, anybody else?"
Player 2: "I take it Net Side"
Coach: "That's fantastic! You're my new captain!

by Latino Thunder March 21, 2013


hughes net

a shitty internet that aint worth shit

GUY1, hey you watching porn
kyle, no i exeded the fucking fap metter on hughes net

by kyleslugger1 is the ytube name July 31, 2012

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Net Neutrality

The term describes the belief that Internet service providers (ISPs) and governments should treat data transmitted on the Internet equally regardless of the kind, or size, being transmitted. Net Neutrality advocates are opposed to ISPs throttling connection speeds based on the kind of data being transmitted, or the servers transmitting. Net Neutrality advocates are also opposed to the creation of "fast lanes," or faster/higher bandwidth connections, for exclusive content providers (e.g. Netflix, Youtube, etc.) who often pay, or may be required to pay, an additional fee to ISPs for these fast lanes. A "neutral" net would have ISPs charge users equally regardless of content, site, platform, application, type of attached equipment, and modes of communication. Net Neutrality does NOT refer to censorship of the internet by the Federal Government. Primarily, again, Net Neutrality is the position which states that ISPs should not limit service, or provide exclusive services, to those sending traffic along their network based on content (music, movies, etc.), site (e.g. political websites, websites owned by their competitors, etc.), company/customer, application, equipment, or mode/type of communication (peer to peer).

Many fear that if currently proposed net neutrality laws are passed the FCC will be given unlimited control of the internet, and that private ISPs will influence the FCC to pass regulations that will push their competitors out of business.

Comcast isn't treating traffic neutrally, and thus we must pass Net Neutrality legislation, regulate the internet, and hope that the government, and the Net, won't end up in Comcast's pocket through the revolving door that is Washington DC.

by asrin September 16, 2014

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Net Nanny

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.

Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.

by Chris J. September 25, 2006

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