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Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.
Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.
Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?
Later...
Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.
Dude A: You're just jealous.
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a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen.
"Alright dude, I'm gonna go to the concert, score a backstage pass, then bang Britney Spears in her dressing room."
"Hahaha cracka you must be kidding. That'll happen in Nineteen Ninety NEVER bitch!!!"
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Introduced in 1941, the Ninety-Eight was Oldsmobiles top of the line model and was a very stylish rear wheel drive land yacht up until the early 80's.
The fuel crisis pretty much doomed the Ninety-Eigh, and all large sedanst. Experimenting with Diesel engines proved problematic in the early 80's, so sales suffered. So in 1985 it was downsized to a front wheel drive generic design that looked like every other GM car at that time. 1991's bloated round restyle proved unpopular too and the model was axed in 1996, to be replaced by the Aurora.
You can probably find a 50's/60's/70's era Oldsmobile Ninety Eight on ebay for a good price. Many were driven by senior citizens when new, and were looked after.
nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.
i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.
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A man who is a virgin simply because of the fact his penis is bent at a ninety-degree angle.
The surgeon's office was full of ninety-degree virgins
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A phrase used when someone says something both outdated and unfunny, following "that is so."
'All your base are belong to us!'
'God, that is so nineteen-ninety-never. It wasn't even funny when it came out.'
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Slang term for a grav (short for gravity bong). Derived from the force of gravity, 9.8 m/s^2.
Guy: hey dude are you going out tonight?
Bro: idk man I just ripped a fat ninety-eight (98)
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