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Hobbs NM

Hobbs NM is a shitty town, filled with stuck up, scrawny fuckbois who do nothing but perm their hair, acting like they’re super cute. Some wannabe gang members also live here, acting like they from the hood, nah bitch go to Mexico you won’t last a day there. Some 16 year old girls who got inspired by “16 and pregnant”. There’s also some dumbass beaners with their dropped trucks that are obnoxiously loud and annoying and are not cute whatsoever. Overall, not a fun place to be, -10/10 would recommend.

Friend 1: Hey man, have you heard of Hobbs NM?
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s

by Eps.11 March 7, 2020

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Roswell,NM

The little town of Roswell, NM.

We have NO fun activities.

We don't get alot of new restaraunts.

Lucky to have a Starbucks.

Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D

Small town with no activities for teens.

So boring that kids have nothing to go to.

Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.

Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!

1) Hey that club we went to yesterday was so "Roswell,NM"!

2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!

by SkaterBiebersGirl February 9, 2011

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nm jc

An internet slang used when someone asks another person what's up and replies "nothing much, just chilling" even though he is bored.

Rick: Hey, What's Up?

Kevin: nm jc

by neel1012 August 2, 2008

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TS;NM

TS;NM (Acronym)
Too Short; Need More

Used when a message or post in forum sounds interesting but doesn't explain the story well enough or when OP makes a long story too short.

|jokester4079

I was at a party with a bunch of friends. There was a girl who was feeling ill so we went upstairs to help her relax. Long story short, it turned into an exorcism and two big guys were needed to prevent her from hurting herself and even they had trouble with it.

|Saucefire

Can you unshorten this story? I think this warrants an unshortening.

|catch22milo
It's like a tl;dr in reverse. Too short, need more.

|JewishHippyJesus

TS;NM. I kinda like it

by Xeeory April 14, 2014


Springer, NM

A small town in New Mexico.
Its population is less than 800.
It is where i hope to find me some gangsta niggas.

Person #1- Heyy. Where do you live!?
Person #2- I used to live in Las Vegas, NV.
Now i live in Springer, NM.
Person #1- What do you do there!?
Person #2- Chill with my gangsta niggas.

by peachykeenjillybean May 25, 2009

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nms saf

nms saf: natomas middle slap ass friday the day when all the boys AND girls of natomas middle school slap each others asses(usually kind of hard) every friday. its usually popular amongst the 6th and 8th graders not so much the loners of the school the, 7th graders. Its also a day for you to slap your crushes ass witout being called a wierdo or another hurtful name

dude 1: dude i can't wait for the annual nms saf
dude 2: i know right its my chance to slaps lillie's ass without getting told on or being called a wierdo.

by XlilllieXpadX December 16, 2009

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NM$L

NM$L,a symbol iterator which is flexible feature in various phase contact to a big Chinese star Sun Xiao Chuan.We can use 'NM$L' to diss someone who you think him just like a brother.we can also understand it as abbr of 'never mind scandal liber'.

NM$L,i am your old brother,we all your mon's son,your mon is dead.

by mughal ding August 1, 2018

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