Buying Cigarettes

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

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glen bui

To build oneself up only to then disappoint. As in when leaving a cheap tip at a restaurant.

'Damn dude he said he was going to give me a fat tip.'

'That dude just totally Glen Bui'd you!'

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Panic Buy

Stupid twats who buy up shit when they dont need it cause they see others doing on TV

Wankers were panic buying today because of a shite rumour and TV

Buy the Mug

The way that Urban Dictionary tries to get your money.

Would be funnier if you actually bought it this way and showed it off.

"Like this definition? Buy the Mug for $25!"
- Urban Dictionary

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blind buy

to buy a movie you haven't seen yet

"Everyone's been telling me Gladiator is really good, so I decided to risk a Blind Buy."

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Buying The Puppy

Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.

We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.

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Cry Buy

If you buy something you either can't afford or you regret deeply after purchaseing it, it's a Cry Buy.

Tom: Holy shit, waffles to $199.99 each. I want five!
Carl: Sounds like a cry buy.