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Fucking contest

Where different couples compete to see how long they can fuck and people bet money on the winner.

John and Kathy won a fucking contest.

by Deep blue 2012 September 22, 2009

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla October 9, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.

Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.

by Tom Mitchell June 6, 2006

16πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


popularity contest

n. What you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously

When I was in seventh grade, everything was a popularity contest. If you had too few friends, if you were too mean, too nice, too perky, too apathetic, too anything, you were a weirdo or a freak.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra June 3, 2007

24πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.

My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.

by ChrisPCritter November 17, 2010


retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023