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On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head
Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off
On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
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Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
A: You bro not?
B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day
October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”
“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?
Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!