i'd hit it

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.

Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."

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I'd French That

A reference to "I'd Tap That", but the person your hitting on isn't exactly a sexually intercoursed target.

-cute girl walks by-
me: I'd french that. <3

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I'd eat there

A unnoticed complement given to a pretty woman as she passes.

*pretty girl walks by*
Man 1: I'd eat there
Man 2: Oh, I could eat there every night of the week

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I'd torrent that

In this day and age no-one pays for videos anymore. This saying is the updated version of "Id pay to see that", bringing it in line with the modern world.

Ben - Yo, did you hear that Summer and Rain made out last night at the party?

Josiah - Woah, I'd torrent that.

Jason - So we had a bike race last night and Mark wiped out big time

Joe - haha I'd torrent that!

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I'd rape that.

another way of saying i'd tap that. quite similar in definition. to be used to express great approval in the opposite sex's looks. when theyre incredibly hot.

guy 1: dang, she's hot.
guy 2: heck yeah. i'd rape that.
guy 1: word up
girl: ew! thats disgusting, you'd rape her??
guy 1: SHUT UP, BITCH, I'LL RAPE YOU TOO!

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i'd lick that

Similar to i'd tap that, but for lesbians or female bisexuals referring to a girl that they would want to have sex with.

"Oh man that girl is so hot, i'd lick that in a second"

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i'd hit

I would have sex with ______
(usually used by people in the DMV)

"Damn, look at Moniquisha Delonquine!"

"Cuh, i'd hit that"

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