Boner

Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.

Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.

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Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

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bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

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Boner

A mistake, so like Boner Donor.

“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”

“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”

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boner

when captain winkie stands at attention

"dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked"

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Boner

the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.

A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!

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bonerate

An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.

I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.

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