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A stupid fucking website that makes kids want to commit suicide. Whoever made this website is a gay fuck that lives in his asshole because he obviously can'T FUCKING SEE THAT KIDS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF HIM.
teacher," were doing i-ready
every kid in the class," can we go and kill ourselves.
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to be dressed in nightclothes
I was ready for beddy when I remembered I had to take out the garbage so I did it in my nightie.
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A phrase commonly used to express or inquire readiness for something about to happen.
Example 1
Person 1: Are you ready to go to the store?
Person 2: Ready Freddy!
Example 2
Person 1: I'm ready to go to the store. Ready Freddy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm ready to go.
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Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.
You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."
If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.
Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.
The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not. Raveready.com will be the future site for all your Rave-ready needs.
1. "Let's take some Xanax and then go home and buy a Quarter Ounce of Cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on Monday looking haggard. That's totally fucking Rave ready"
2. "That guy running around in his underwear at the party was NOT Rave-ready. That guy was definitely Rave-expired."
3. "Is eating this 36-hour old California Burrito fucking rave-ready guys?" "Hell no, that's not only rave-expired, that's FOOD-expired."
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Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.
Geoff: "You pick up that Hot-N-Ready??"
Mark: "More like Hot-NOT-Ready! There were 25 tamers before me in line and I still got my pizza in 30 seconds. This cheese isn't even melted."
Geoff: "Oh well, chances are we'll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway"
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In an online gaming lobby, to be told to ready up is when someone is ready to start a game and you must press a corresponding button to be 'ready'.
gamer 1: hey guys ready up
gamer 2: but i'm not ready
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