its not me its you

The worst possible way to break up with somebody because it's you since your the one who decided to date them. This is used rarely.

its not me its you: it's so rare I can't even think of an example

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fuck you, me

What I keep thinking over and over ‘till I’m out of my mind.

I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”

I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!

you me at six

The most amazing band on Earth. Consisting of: Josh Francesch (Vocals), Max Helyer (Guitar), Matt Barnes (Bass), Dan Flint (Drums), Chris Miller (Guitar). A punk/rock band from Weybridge, Surrey formed in 2005. They are fricking awesome. Haters are jealous of their good looks and their amazing talent. Take Off Your Colours and Hold Me Down are two insane albums of the band. Josh Franceschi is sexy. That is all. We all love ymas.

you me at six

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let me learn you something

A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.

A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?

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let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

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I love me some you

When you love someone so much you just can't describe the happiness they bring you

Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.

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You me and Dupree

Definition:

Depending on intonation; referring to the third wheel, or the more the merrier!.

Phrase:

meaning to include; you, me, and the person and or people I, you, and or the situation are bound/obligated to, and or whom ever may be so inclined to participate either of free will or by circumstance.

Aaron: Dude please come to my mother's house this weekend, I don't want to go alone, I've asked my girlfriend, Ruben and you.

Me: eh why not, maybe I'll cook breakfast and we can go sledding.

You me and Dupree.

Aaron: yeah! Good idea!

Ex:2.

Jae: Dude wtf, I thought it was just supposed to be us two in this bed.

Aaron: yeah my bad, My dog likes sleeping with me.

Jae: great I have to share a bed with you, me, and Dupree