Rural Dictionary

Two Weeks Notice

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.

I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.

by ggg121 December 20, 2018

7👍 9👎

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 4, 2006

35👍 5👎

notice me e-mail

In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more "official" looking message.

(an example "notice me e-mail")

From: Molly Worker
To: dev_group@mycompany.org
Date: 03/27/05 23:17:04 EST
Subject: Deliverable deadline

Hi all... I just wanted to let you all know that I have received most of your status reports, but that the deliverable deadline is fixed. Therefore, if you will not be able to make the deadline, please adjust your status report schedule to fit the deadline.

Thanks!

--
Molly Worker

by Paddy O'Haloren March 14, 2006

3675👍 2082👎

Notice me LuigiSenpai Spam

Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai ! Notice me LuigiSenpai !

Notice me LuigiSenpai !

Notice me LuigiSenpai Spam

by GenderlessGoon_92 November 6, 2016

5👍 3👎