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During the midst of climax, your partner proclaims ,"Don't cum on me!" Naturally you grab the nearest book, preferably hard bound and blow a massive load in it. Thus creating a Sloppy Novel.
I was getting sloppy toppy in the school library and turned a first edition Lord of the Rings in to a "sloppy novel!!"
The facebook/msn/aim/aol/email message you sent to the girl/guy you like that you really screwed up with by being over zealous and telling them you like them way too early, and then responded like a total douchebag because they don't share your premature feelings of like/love/lust and are now grovelling for their forgiveness.
Jack: man I screwed up and told her I like her
John: man you just met her 2 days ago..what did she say?
Jack: she said she didn't know how she felt so I told her off
John: you're stupid, you better apologise.
Jack: already on it. Wrote her a grovel novel on facebook.
Novel virus refers to a virus not seen before. It can be a virus that is isolated from its natural reservoir or isolated as the result of spread to an animal or human host where the virus had not been identified before. It can be an emergent virus, one that represents a new virus, but it can also be an extant virus, one that has not been previously identified.
The novel virus is spreading like crazy
When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.
Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.
Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.
A luxury version of "thats a good idea". A credit to someone's thought whether it be based on fact or bullshit.
Made popular during Rick Santelli's famous rant about home owner bailouts on live TV.
Santelli: "...give it to people who might have a chance to actually prosper down the road and reward people that can carry the water instead of drink the water?"
Random White Guy: "Thats a novel idea!..."
When one person sends multiple paragraph messages to another individual via social media, text messages, emails, etc., when the individual is ignoring that person or not responding in a timely matter.
The girlfriend sent her boyfriend a pocket novel when he would not respond back to her timley about whatever she felt was important at the moment.
Pocket Novel: When a bitch hit me up with that bullshit and it’s longer than a beached turd.
A stupid ass High school diploma program used at wolf creek job corps.It is often believed that the writers of the program are retarded.
Novel Stars is Retarded