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Verb. The activity that strictly involves warmth and an illegal amount of coziness. It is a process to maintain coziness and you must stay extremely still in order to keep in the heat, and to keep the cold out. This is because you never want to leave. There are certain requirements that you must meet in order to be in the perfect nugget. You must me extremely full, or at least have a meaty and/or cheesy meal within reach, (usually on your night stand). You also must be enveloped by some sort of "puff" of a blanket, that makes you resemble a burrito when you are in it. A warm and cozy, delicious nugget. Also, you must have a television in front of your nugget in the unlikely event that your balls open and you want to see another human (unless of course if you have roommates and there are multiple places for individual nuggets within your room to take place). Of course with this television you always have your remote within reach and it never gets lost. Its like a safe haven from you and the rest of the world. You're so fucking happy in your nugget.
Friend: Hey do you want to do anything with your life?
Nuggeteer: Nah I'm nuggeting.
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The art of flipping someone's backpack inside out without them noticing. Nuggeting somebody requires ample stealth because if your victim catches you before their bag is completely nuggeted you must restore their bag to its original un-flipped form. In order to successfully nugget a bag you must empty all contents, turn the bag inside out, put everything back in, and re-zip the bag leaving it, put simply, looking like a nugget. When your victim finally realizes the hilarious fate of his humble nap-sack THAT is the reward in itself.
I'm going to the bathroom DO NOT nugget my bag!
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A pearl of wisdom, useful received information.
"Thanks for the nugget on Imclone", said Martha, not knowing that the phone was tapped.
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The state of being a nugget. Nuggetism refers to the state of which one or two people exist in. People with nuggetism have a deceased melting temperature, succumbed to hugs, love both cats and dogs. People with nuggetism will always have badpunitis and will always tell bad puns as a result of this. It is possible for animals to have nuggetism as well. All nuggets are in love with their significant others, who will most certainly be nuggets as well.
Oh my God look at how cute that cat is, she definitely has nuggetism
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Nuggets are Nessa Barrett’s fans. They’re the sweetest, kindest, and most supportive people ever. They can make such amazing edits and videos of Nessa. But when it comes to hating on Nessa... you might want to watch out 😳
Nuggets are the most rarest fandom out there.
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A hot woman who's mother still looks good...thus meaning that the hot younger woman will probably retain her beauty.
When searching for gold you sometimes find "fools gold"... like finding a girl who's pretty when she's young, only to discover that she doesn't age well. A "nugget" is the "real deal" hot chick.
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An adorable kid from the Kindergarten games that is also one of the weirdest students. He has poisonous chicken nuggets, and digs the Nugget Cave in the school sandbox. Once you collect all of the Monstermon cards, he will use their power to kill everyone except him and the player
Nugget: Nugget likes the pretty Lily.
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