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If it has a hole it is f()ckable
Guy : she's a 3 but can I still bang? Guy 2:lemme check read you the oath. Pansexuals oath : if it has a hole it's f-kble
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Saying you'll bang a close friend if you're still a virgin by a certain age
"If I'm still a virgin by the time I'm 18, we're fucking, no questions asked. Take this fuck oath"
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Very well played out movie with not the best acting but some of the best editing known to man.
Wow that 9 minute movie was sure good enought to maybe watch again... maybe.
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A sign of great approval, or being pleased about something
P1: Do you want to go out
P2: Fuckin ay, fuckin oath
When a male with gingivitis/gum disease preforms oral sex on his sister when she's menstruating.
Billy and his sister took an Alabama Blood Oath last night.
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US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
air force oath of enlistment
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