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The Auto Octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own penis and then shoving it so high up his rectum that it seemingly disappears. The individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his penis. This practise is a method in which men are fully able to 'fuck themselves' however, it is known to be extremely painful.
The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
Man 1: "Shit dude, last night I finally manned up and performed the Auto Octopus"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
A shock site containing a video of a woman standing in a bathtub while an octopus slowly inches out of her vagina until it has fully emerged and plops to the ground.
Guy One: Dude, you up for sushi tonight?
Guy Two: Man, after watching Octopus Girl, I don't think I'm in the mood.
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When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"
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A significant other who tries to control your life and gets involved in as much shit as possible, much like an octopus might do with his many tentacles.
Ugh! My boyfriend is such an overbearing octopus. He won't let me go to the party tonight.
God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.
Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!
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Probably the coolest supervillain. He has a good side, and badass arms.
Doctor Octopus is so fucking cool
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