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mercury mountaineer - a mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) that was sold by Mercury from 1996 until 2010. Sharing many of its features with the Ford Explorer, the vehicles were virtually identical in terms of hardware.
The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.
It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle
If maintained properly other wise
It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.
Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.
Mercury mountaineer is a discontinued mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) , hey it's better than no vehicle at all or waiting for the metro. Assembly in Louisville, Kentucky & St. Louis, Missouri
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Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.
Or Porking a fatty.
Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!
Store brand Mountain Dew knock offs or Mello Yello (which is made by coke as their competition.)
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).
For $5.99 I can get a 12 pack of Mountain Dew, but for $2.75 I can get a 12 pack of mountain don’t. If it turns out to be mountain doo-doo, I won’t be too disappointed because it was only $2.75 for a 12er, I just won’t buy it again.
The weirdest fucking name for a frog I’ve ever heard of, look it up if you don’t believe me
Oh, hey, Jimmy! I saw a mountain chicken the other day!
Jimmy: Oh, that fucking frog?
A magical mystical place to go feeking in Cavan
I'm chrishin on up to feekers mountain subla
A small identifier worn above the 10th Mountain Division's unit patch. It signifies that the soldier is not only a member of said unit, but also completed menial tasks while being hazed, and climbed a mountain (ie banged out one of Watertown's many livestock sized humans that identify physically as "female")
Shit...the new guy finally earned his mountain tab, she must have been 350 pounds!
Oversized nipples predominately found on obese black women.
Tyler: I heard you took Clarice home last night. How was it?
Reakwon: Don't even get me started on her mountain moles...
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