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another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
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A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).
(Someone just RDM'd you)
"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!
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When it's the coldest you've ever been.
I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!
Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.
"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."
Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.
Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.
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Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
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When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
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